latin jesus fucks you sideways

KRESUS + CIGARS

kradambomb wrote in sweetbottompark Jul 09, 2010 12:47

Because I'm sure the mods actually have work to do IRL and I'm just effin' around today on the internet (at work cuz it's Friday!)....

( Just put your lips together...and blow! )

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this is now a smushypotato community.

abietic wrote in sweetbottompark Jun 01, 2010 21:11

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so i danced at him and did finger pistol, like a penis, you might enjoy with its sausage, latin jesus fucks you sideways, rocks out with his bass out

Trying to capture the EPIC that is Latin Jesus.....

anicetoseeya wrote in sweetbottompark Apr 13, 2010 22:42

HELLO, LATIN JESUS, IS THAT YOU?!

So, a few weeks ago I went to the Kris show in Detroit, MI.
(And it's taken me FOREVER and a half to put any pictures up.)
BUT, AS PER abietic's request, I AM POSTING THE LATIN JESUS PITURES I TOOK ESPECIALLY FOR THE LATIN JESUS STANS I KNOW <3

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kris allen loves men, let the rhythm take you over, latin jesus fucks you sideways, ladies loved it called it latin passion

LATIN JESUS WATCH PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

abietic wrote in sweetbottompark Apr 12, 2010 21:43

KRIS IS PERFORMING LIVE IN SAN DIEGO TONIGHT, AND LATIN JESUS SHOWED UP TO SUPPORT HIS MAN!

KRATIN KRESUS IS REAL!

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important announcement regarding our spicy savior

abietic wrote in sweetbottompark Apr 04, 2010 08:03

@Iatinjesus

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the prodigal son returns to twitter, !guardian angels, there's only one fucking latin jesus, @latinjesus is an incredible name, he is risen, latin jesus fucks you sideways

LATIN JESUS APPRECIATION POST!!!!

jenniesbottle wrote in sweetbottompark Feb 28, 2010 17:08

PLEASE JOIN US IN CELEBRATING THE WONDEROUS EXISTENCE OF OUR SPICY SAVIOUR, THE LUCIOUS LONG-HAIRED GOD OF BASSISTS EVERYWHERE. THIS IS A

LATIN JESUS APPRECIATION POST!!!!

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abh83 wrote in sweetbottompark Feb 20, 2010 00:48

I wrote out an actual review of the Kradison concert. It was epic. Then my dog Sadie jumped on the keyboard. She deleted it all. I am not retyping it. Sorry. So I leave you with my ONLY media from the concert:

Latin Jesus doing his ~thing:

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Peace.

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moar icons!

abietic wrote in sweetbottompark Feb 11, 2010 01:43

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE AS YOU SEE FIT.

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